Saturday, February 23, 2008

To teachers with love

Just moments ago, my sis was complaining about her school teachers' treatment on students. I won't mention the name of her school to protect the image of the school and the involved teachers of course. What the teacher did seem pretty unjustified to me. Of course, I wasn't spared from all these bullshit when I was in my schooling days. I totally forgot about it until my sis brought it up again and I thought that its rather ridiculous; what the teachers did I mean. Looking at how the teachers deal with students' botheration amuses me of the level of the teachers' intellect.

Let me give you an insight of teachers in the so called august school in Klang. Hmm... My sis's History teacher was my former too. Let's call her X. X requires her student to paste the exercise question in their books before answering it. Individuals have their own way of pasting the question am I right? It's not wrong how they paste it as long as its not a heavy- footed work and reasonably acceptable, am I right again? What happened was, a minority of class rebels decided to disavow this draconian dictator. Looking at the non-existent intellectual skills of X, she decided to make the whole class write the questions. Mind you, each question can take up to hmm about 1 whole page? What's the fate of the other obedient followers? The ever infinitely brilliant X says "That's you problem. You're friends decides to disobey me, so you pay too."

WTF!!!! And all this while these meek students followed exactly as they were told and now they have to pay for other's mistakes? Where's the justice lady?? How can you punish all motorcyclists just because most snatch thieves are done by motorcyclists? Where's your logic lady? Did History knocked up your brain?? Man, then I suggest we should stop learning History.

Now, can you blame the quality of students produced when you have teachers of such brilliance? I think not. The main purpose of pasting questions before answering is so to make easy for students to do reference. That's a very apparent reason ain't it? Right. So why not just punished students who digressed instead of all innocent ones? Under developed brains *shrugs*

Moving on, the other day, my sis's friend was thirsty. She wanted a sip so she raised her hands and ask the teacher, " Miss, can I drink water?". The merciful teacher said "No". Wait a moment while I laugh it out. My stitches are killing me. Reason being, the teacher hasn't had a drink when she spent most of her time talk cock oops, I mean teaching and she's still able to go on without drinking. Water I mean. See how nonsensical certain beings can get? WAHAHAHAHA...Farcical fools.

Hello miss, I didn't ask you not to drink. It was YOU who decided not to drink. Is it school rules forbid you from drinking? Stooopid. You don't wanna drink its your blardy problem. You wanna dehydrate its also your blardy problem. Don't force others to not drink then have crocodile skin like yours. Chi seen. Oh you didn't bring your own water? Don't worry, the august school hasn't ran out of supplies before. We have Kickapoo here. Before I forget, you can also order our very own strawberry juice here. It's our speciality =) Only you must know where to find it..hehehe...

The best school with quality teachers? I beg to differ. A bunch of wit- challenged scatterbrains more like it. Signing off.

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