To teachers with love

Just moments ago, my sis was complaining about her school teachers' treatment on students. I won't mention the name of her school to protect the image of the school and the involved teachers of course. What the teacher did seem pretty unjustified to me. Of course, I wasn't spared from all these bullshit when I was in my schooling days. I totally forgot about it until my sis brought it up again and I thought that its rather ridiculous; what the teachers did I mean. Looking at how the teachers deal with students' botheration amuses me of the level of the teachers' intellect.

Let me give you an insight of teachers in the so called august school in Klang. Hmm... My sis's History teacher was my former too. Let's call her X. X requires her student to paste the exercise question in their books before answering it. Individuals have their own way of pasting the question am I right? It's not wrong how they paste it as long as its not a heavy- footed work and reasonably acceptable, am I right again? What happened was, a minority of class rebels decided to disavow this draconian dictator. Looking at the non-existent intellectual skills of X, she decided to make the whole class write the questions. Mind you, each question can take up to hmm about 1 whole page? What's the fate of the other obedient followers? The ever infinitely brilliant X says "That's you problem. You're friends decides to disobey me, so you pay too."

WTF!!!! And all this while these meek students followed exactly as they were told and now they have to pay for other's mistakes? Where's the justice lady?? How can you punish all motorcyclists just because most snatch thieves are done by motorcyclists? Where's your logic lady? Did History knocked up your brain?? Man, then I suggest we should stop learning History.

Now, can you blame the quality of students produced when you have teachers of such brilliance? I think not. The main purpose of pasting questions before answering is so to make easy for students to do reference. That's a very apparent reason ain't it? Right. So why not just punished students who digressed instead of all innocent ones? Under developed brains *shrugs*

Moving on, the other day, my sis's friend was thirsty. She wanted a sip so she raised her hands and ask the teacher, " Miss, can I drink water?". The merciful teacher said "No". Wait a moment while I laugh it out. My stitches are killing me. Reason being, the teacher hasn't had a drink when she spent most of her time talk cock oops, I mean teaching and she's still able to go on without drinking. Water I mean. See how nonsensical certain beings can get? WAHAHAHAHA...Farcical fools.

Hello miss, I didn't ask you not to drink. It was YOU who decided not to drink. Is it school rules forbid you from drinking? Stooopid. You don't wanna drink its your blardy problem. You wanna dehydrate its also your blardy problem. Don't force others to not drink then have crocodile skin like yours. Chi seen. Oh you didn't bring your own water? Don't worry, the august school hasn't ran out of supplies before. We have Kickapoo here. Before I forget, you can also order our very own strawberry juice here. It's our speciality =) Only you must know where to find it..hehehe...

The best school with quality teachers? I beg to differ. A bunch of wit- challenged scatterbrains more like it. Signing off.

Happy Chinese New Year peeps

Many things happened since I last blogged. But I'm too lazy to blog about it..lol..So let me just start about CNY. Oh, before I forget, GONG XI GONG XI!! Me and my manners, how can I forget to wish. Maybe because I'm not really into new years? Maybe....

The only reason I'm looking forward to CNY is definitely due to the irresistible, fat and red packets. Besides that, I see CNY nothing more than an over rated normal day when everyone have to wish everyone Happy CNY; dressed in red.

When I was a kid, I use to anticipate CNY cause I get to put on my new dresses after resisting urges to wear it for weeks. Not only that, that's the time I get to meet up with my cousins and stay up till the wee hours in their house; watching the grown ups get drunk and gamble. Kids like me loves eaves dropping the latest gossips about faraway relatives while pretending to play doll house. But I guess as time pass, we drift apart. I mean me and my cousins. We're more drawn into our own world and we share lesser talks. Doll houses can't save us anymore. Trying to stay until a little past midnight is already a struggle not to mention wee hours in the morning. Parents don't seemed to be affected by this. They still soak themselves with wines and indulge in all the aunties and uncles talks..lol..Boy oh boy, gone were the days.

But anything is better than being stuck at home with nowhere to go or no one visiting. Trust me, that feeling sucks. Today, my family escaped visits, so we ended up in malls shopping..hahaha..Come to think about it, I find my CNY pathetic. I don't have a big family, so there are not many relatives I can visit. I'm looking forward to tomorrow though. I might be going shopping again, visit family friend and god mom's house. Oh well, CNY just come and go don't it? Lol.

No one is online now. Freaking bored. I shall down some medication and just go to bed. Nights people. And oh yea, have a lovely New Year =)

F*rking MSN

I tell you I damn tulan with Streamyx now. Kanasai Streamyx. I've been trying to go on9 since 4 hours ago and in vain. Yes, I'm a bored with nothing better to do but on9. Damn Streamyx!!!! I hate it when I can't connect. I know its not my pc's fault but I'm very tempted to throw boulders at it now..Sheesh..

It is boring even if I manage to go on9. But I do get satisfaction from being able to connect and seeing my MSN icon turn green..lol.. Since I'm stuck at home and grounded going on9 is the only way I feel 'connected' with others. Oh what the heck. Been trying for zillion times and damn MSN still says "NO I WON'T LET YOU ON. BLEK!!". Fine then, GO TO HELL AND ROT AND INCINERATE!!!

I'm off to bed. This is too sickening. Good night.

The pig next door

I'm lacking of mood to blog lately. But thanks to Lilian I dragged myself to blog. Here goes. I shall just summarized my whole weeks activities specially for Lilian dear. Last weekend wasn't really a good one. I shall not go in details, since its pretty private. I am forced to go for another family dinner again this weekend. Oh what joy!! Besides that, I stayed at home, either staring at blank walls or obsessing over TVB drama.

And last weekend, I actually did something crazy..haha..Never mind about that. Soon you guys will know about it. Upon reaching home from that "mad activity", my neighbour's boyfriend's car was parked nearby. Let's call him OF. And that blardee moron's car took up some of my place. Now, I would have been more tolerant if this was his first time. But no!! This idiot has been doing so since we've moved in like 4 years ago. Come on genius, you don't need 4 years to learn that I need my compound to park my car. And most of the time we have to get down the car and ring the house to ask my neighbour to call OF to re-park his car. That day, he pulled my chain on the wrong time. I didn't bother calling him of course. You see, I don't need such long time (unlike him) to learn that he's brainless. I just parked my car so close to his..hahaha..So close I would say my bump is on his lips..kekekeke...My mum was a bit worried I may offend my neighbour, but sweat not! He should be thankful I gave him a free parking lesson. To add on, when I got down my car, I expressed my thoughts and feelings about him.

I can't really blame him on why he parked so close by based on 2 reasons.
1) If he parked directly in front of his gf's house, he'll be blocking his future brother in law's car. Therefore, he rather offend us than his future brother in law. A very smart move. Which amuses me why can't he be smarter about parking cars? Hmm. The next time he does it again, I'm gonna run over him and his fugly Matrix with a bulldozer. That will make him a less irksome piece of daging salai. (Daging salai is dried meat or bah gua).

2) This reason is what made me really sympathise him..*tissues* OF is fat. OF stands for obnoxious fatso. Yes, my friends. He's fat. Its common sense la. If he has to walk pretty far he'll sweat a lot. Fatties sweat proportionally to the amount of physical activities they do. So, he rather squeeze in front of my compound than sweat a lot. Totally understandable. But my dear OF, if you sweat a lot than it can help in your weight loss. Maybe he's afraid if he drove his car further somewhere else to park the tyres may puncture due to his extravagant weigh.

I still see him nowadays. Whenever I feel like angered, I manage to convince myself to pity him.

Ps: I did call out loud fatso. My mum said he most likely would have heard..hehe..Of course I care about how he feels about me. I'd prefer if he hates me..lol..Cause I effing loathe him =) And Lilian, I'm not being mean to you. Can't bear to..lol..CHeers!

My brain and raisins

Lately, I realised that I'm very blur. I seem to be forgetting stuff a lot and my ability to contemplate seems to decrease in speed. I have difficulty comprehending subjects matters. I think im suffering from senility..lol..However, since I have so much time in my hand. I put it to good use of course..hehe.. I started forming possibilities of why my brain activity seem to be declining. And I think I know why. It's the RAISINS!!!!!!!

Unlike normal beliefs, raisins have serious adversities on my brain..hahaha..I first discovered my "allergy" when I was 12. Assuming at normal times, my brain activity is functioning at a tip top 100%. Ignoring other factors and assuming all factors stay constant alright? 70% of brain function is for analyzing purposes and remainder 30% is for memory work. Hey what can I say, I have poor memory. In order to increase my ability to memorize facts, I ate raisins as said by many people; raisins help to improve your mind work especially memory. But the unfortunate happened.

Assuming my brain activity stays maximum at 100% and other factors are either constant or ignored, then my thinking rate will decrease to 40% and my memory rate will increase to 60%. Sucks right? Tell me about it. My brain capability is something I cant improve. So I have to compromise between my thinking ability and memory. Wtf..lol..If you ever thought of eating raisins to improve your mind's health, think again =)

XY chromosomes

Today's episode is awesomeness..wahahaha..Totally satisfied. Tomorrow night I have something up. Therefore my hunger for WAD will not be satisfied. Bad news. Back to WAD, when P knows K didn't sleep well lately, he specially made a pillow for. Rather lumpy looking but its the thoughts that counts right? hehehe.. It's so sweet when he lied to her that he bought the pillow instead of making it himself. But eventually she found out. Oh! The sweetness. The delight. The joy!! hahaha.. He definitely knows how to sweep a girl off her feet.

Here's something about attentive lover. An attentive lover makes a romantic lover look less appealing. Romantic. What is romance without consideration and concern. There is no point showering girl with sweet talks and gifts when one can't even show the slightest care over a girl. Right aren't I? However, if a lover is attentive, no amount of sugary words or diamonds can match up to it. Provided the girl is not an idiot that is..hehe..

While watching the series, it made me wander off into my devil's playground. Thinking of how should my dream guy be. I think he's quite close to P in the show..hehe..I have a tendency to fancy gentlemen. As in witty suave guys. No! Not James Bond. I hate guys like James Bond. They are suave but they do not exude the sincerity aura. Changing partners like changing clothes. Bunch of suckers.

A guy has to be erm, giving. Giving is a pretty general term. He has to be able to help you out in times of trouble and be there for you even if he cant help. He should not be siu hei. It's really sweet when you know you can just turn around and fall and he will be there to catch you. Regardless of what's happening. You can just open up in front of him, no need to wear a mask.

Oh and attentiveness. Super important. This is a MUST. Attentive guys includes being understanding and caring. Why is it super important? Come on guys. Be smart la. You should know what to do without being told. Guys who are attentive knows what has to be done because they bothered to find out about their other halves. It is extremely sweet when your guy does something for you which you didn't even realise its importance or existence till the need arises. It simply shows he thinks far ahead for you and is really concern about you. Sweet ain't it?

Wittiness is a plus point. Which girl do not appreciate a guy who can untangle themselves from any web they're in. Guys like these are usually collected and composed. Maybe because of this their expressions made them looks pretty confident thus they are able to pull it off in most situations. This is what you call suave. Yummy!! lol

In short, I have a thing for cool gentlemen =) I reckon my obsession over WAD's male lead will not be over that fast. Next few updates maybe be pertaining him still..hihihi..Nights people.

Awwwwww

Oh my God!! I'm totally smitten..hahahaha..I watched a series ( TVB) and I'm totally swooned off my seat..lol..I know the purpose of TVB is to create this impression from watchers but hey, I say they got what they wanted and they did it good. I simply adore this series I watched. The storyline is so-so but the love story between the leads are superb *GRINS*. Highly recommended for all romantic series-goers..hehehe..

The hero, I call him P and female lead, I call her K are enemies. Now, P appears mean like a greedy business man who stops at nothing for money. K is a dimwitted prude. This unlikely duo will eventually fall in love. The story is too long and complex for me to explain so I shall leave it like this. Moving on, P and K at first will not realise they have feelnigs for each other. In fact, during their feud, P has been always helping K unknown to her, doing all those little stuff that may lok minuscule but makes all the difference. At the beginning he was doing all these to compensate for his wrong to K's family. Circumstances however, forced them to live together. That's when all the romantic, ok, not romantic, sweet affairs begin.

Watching these 2 makes me wish to have someone like him. Seriously. He, I won't say is romantic but his actions and concern over her makes it more pleasing than a romantic lover. Ok, maybe that's my point of view. He's not only a lover to her but also a mentor. He teaches her,more like brought her out of nutshell. Shows her how to lead a better life. Basically, he makes her wanna be a better person.

I don't know what's my purpose of blogging about this movie. But I'm so taken by it I just need to let it out..lol..Totally anticipating for tonight's episode. He's going to be super sweet..ahahaha..Gosh, I can't wait. My heart is thumping to watch these 2 next step. Cheerio guys. Will blog once I'm done. Bye