The pig next door

I'm lacking of mood to blog lately. But thanks to Lilian I dragged myself to blog. Here goes. I shall just summarized my whole weeks activities specially for Lilian dear. Last weekend wasn't really a good one. I shall not go in details, since its pretty private. I am forced to go for another family dinner again this weekend. Oh what joy!! Besides that, I stayed at home, either staring at blank walls or obsessing over TVB drama.

And last weekend, I actually did something crazy..haha..Never mind about that. Soon you guys will know about it. Upon reaching home from that "mad activity", my neighbour's boyfriend's car was parked nearby. Let's call him OF. And that blardee moron's car took up some of my place. Now, I would have been more tolerant if this was his first time. But no!! This idiot has been doing so since we've moved in like 4 years ago. Come on genius, you don't need 4 years to learn that I need my compound to park my car. And most of the time we have to get down the car and ring the house to ask my neighbour to call OF to re-park his car. That day, he pulled my chain on the wrong time. I didn't bother calling him of course. You see, I don't need such long time (unlike him) to learn that he's brainless. I just parked my car so close to his..hahaha..So close I would say my bump is on his lips..kekekeke...My mum was a bit worried I may offend my neighbour, but sweat not! He should be thankful I gave him a free parking lesson. To add on, when I got down my car, I expressed my thoughts and feelings about him.

I can't really blame him on why he parked so close by based on 2 reasons.
1) If he parked directly in front of his gf's house, he'll be blocking his future brother in law's car. Therefore, he rather offend us than his future brother in law. A very smart move. Which amuses me why can't he be smarter about parking cars? Hmm. The next time he does it again, I'm gonna run over him and his fugly Matrix with a bulldozer. That will make him a less irksome piece of daging salai. (Daging salai is dried meat or bah gua).

2) This reason is what made me really sympathise him..*tissues* OF is fat. OF stands for obnoxious fatso. Yes, my friends. He's fat. Its common sense la. If he has to walk pretty far he'll sweat a lot. Fatties sweat proportionally to the amount of physical activities they do. So, he rather squeeze in front of my compound than sweat a lot. Totally understandable. But my dear OF, if you sweat a lot than it can help in your weight loss. Maybe he's afraid if he drove his car further somewhere else to park the tyres may puncture due to his extravagant weigh.

I still see him nowadays. Whenever I feel like angered, I manage to convince myself to pity him.

Ps: I did call out loud fatso. My mum said he most likely would have heard..hehe..Of course I care about how he feels about me. I'd prefer if he hates me..lol..Cause I effing loathe him =) And Lilian, I'm not being mean to you. Can't bear to..lol..CHeers!