Frogs and I have not been getting along since last year. I don't why, I don't know how this green skinned species migrated near my house and croaks till heavens turned deaf whenever it rains. Seriously, if you're in my house now you will think there is a War of the Frogs happening.They croak and croak a symphony and my ear bleeds whenever it happens. Poor ear, subjected to horrendous torture. I'm a very fussy sleeper. I need conducive environment to sleep. A little too much of light or sound makes it impossible for me to sleep. And when I can't fall asleep, I get very very cross.
Since last year this bunch of loathsome creatures have been annoying me. The weather best for slumbering has been my nightmare since the ever-so-soothing-voiced frogs sings at night. All I can do is lie on my bed and scream curses in my heart of course ( I wouldn't wanna wake the neighbours) or most to most envision the worst way of torturing these bastards to death..hehe..My favourite would be the time when I dissected this abominable species during Form 5. If I can relive that moment; I wouldn't hesitate to inflict more pain on it.
Of course, envisioning alone is not enough. I have to walk the talk right? So I thought of a few strategies to annihilate these wretched green skins. Its Google-able =) (Google-able, 2006). How effective these methods are, I don't know. Haven't tried them.
1) Pour bleach into their habitat
2) Use rock salt
3) Pour pesticide
4) Clear any vegetations
The problem is there is not vegetations around here. I guess I have to settle for the other 3. Those 3 methods mainly burn these suckers skins and make them squirm and die...wahahaha...That's a beautiful sight to me. Many people complained about how cruel I am. Scroooooooooo it. You should be happy I'm not planning a murder on you...muahahaha...Oh well now I have a New Year resolution; rid the frogs =) That will ensure a peaceful night for me.
Goodnight folks. Cheers.
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