Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Home Sweet Home 1

Disclaimer: This post may be offensive to certain readers. If you do not have a permissive mind, please stop reading. Thank you.
A recap of what happen the past few days. I went Penang on the 28th Dec, 5am. Spent 4 days 3 nights. This trip even though boring, I wouldn't say I totally regret it. In fact I like it. At heart, I learn or shall I say gain 3 things out of this trip:
1) Nowhere is better than home
2) Penang drivers are bloody nincompoops
3) Blood is NOT thicker than water. At least not always
4) Confidence..lol..

Let's start with the 1st point. After spending 2 days in Penang *sweat* I feel effing bored. I spent 90% of my time wondering what I'm gonna do next and blowing my nose and being self-conscious about my tan. My tan was really bad. My mum laments whenever she sees it. It recovering now. Going off slowly. Really slowly. On the first night, I spent my night in Sungai Petani. The hotel I was in freaking cold. My nose was running like a leaked pipe. The next day, I was glad to move out of the hotel to Penang island...hehe...I don't fancy Sungai Petani.

Going to northern Malaysia allows me to conclude that Northern drivers are dimwitted diddle daddle ninnies. They are EFFING SLOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Gawd!!! I tell you damn tulan when u drive behind them. GRRRR...When the light is red, it means beat it. If the light is green it means go. If the light is yellow it means speed up la morons!! Aduhai. That is Malaysian logic la. Whatever the light shows it still means go. Those bunch of imbeciles, even if its green they take their own grandfather's time and cross. Hello macha, if you're in KL, we would have run you over with our cars. And reverse and run you over repeatedly. Can't blame them can we? People there are pretty relax. They move slow, walk slow, talk slow. Thank goodness I'm not living there. Everytime I see the speed they move, I envision taking an invisible whip and whip their asses off! The average speed they move = speed of old Ah Po in KL. Can you feel the heat now? Right. It's damn frustrating driving behind a car that moves no faster than a bullock cart.

As for the 3rd and 4th point and pictures, I will update that tomorrow or soon. I'm tired of blogging now. This post is suppose to be full of curses and I can't perform that right now. Not in the mood..lol..I will leave it for tomorrow. Nitez. Good day.

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